2002-11-10 - 11:10 a.m.

Creamchild0319@aol.com

hey-

i really hope that this diary is just a joke. you have got to be

the dumbest person on the face of the earth since the dawn of humanity. you

make absolutely no sense sometimes when you talk and youre a hipocrite.

"incompetent" is a word and you spelled the word "smart" wrong. prolly cuz

youre not very familiar with that word. maybe a swift smack in the face will

shoot your ego down and i feel completely sorry for your parents for giving

birth to you and having to raise you. they have got to be ashamed. but keep

writing in your journal because me and all of my friends are getting plenty

of laughs out of it. and make a profile on this site. im curious where

youre from. its hard to even believe that this is a real diary. its just

too sad to believe that.

P.S. your poetry is horrible.

mellyomelly@hotmail.com

Like OMG!! i was totally reading your entries and your like the KEWLEST! i

was like wow! this girl is like so much like me! LOL! your totally like so

funny! you should like IM me like when you want to cuz your like so great!

LOL! sorry if you like think im like totally like weird! LOL! k, BYES!!!

~MeLLy!!~

apurplemicrodot@hotmail.com

see, we have VALLEY GIRLS at my school and ya see they are like exactly like

you. THEY ARE DITZES! You are a ditz! would you stop with the LOL! and the

like thing? Omg your so stupid! why are u such a valley girl?!

thats all i have to say

Oh yes and a quote from your diary "Oh My God, like, well, like there is

some sad news todsay for all the sports fans: I just heard that that like,

football guy, Michale Jordan died from getting SUNBURNED! Can you beleive

it?!?? Sunburn!"

for one MICHEAL JORDAN IS A FUCKING BASKETBALL PLAYER and HE IS FUCKING NOT

DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gundam_joe@yahoo.com

You are the stupidest person I have ever read

about!!!!! You must have been inbred or at least doped

at an early childhood!!!!! You have been a complete

waste of time and web space!!!!! You must have been a

complete Idiot if you tried to explain Cybersex to

your grandfather!!!!! You are the worst human being in

the history of mankind!!!!! You should be locked up in

an insane asylum so you couldn't hurt yourself because

of your stupidity!!!!!

p.s. I You should be nicer to

cherishcherry2004@yahoo.com because I know her and she

is right about you.

s1500@uswest.net

Have you looked at your journal entries? Every other word is LOL, and reads

out like a fucking N'SYNC chat room.

cherishcherry2004@yahoo.com

you are a total moron from your diary i can tell u

are a selfish babbaling airhead, who has no idea how

to act like a human being. You are a incompetent

cretin. Your stupidity will probably kill you, which i

hope is soon so someone worthy of humanity can take up

your space in this world. Oh and show some respect to

your grandparents they have made more use of their

lives then u ever will you fricken dumbass

cherishcherry2004@yahoo.com

You are very stupid and selfish. Your grandfather dies

and u are more worried about an e-mail you receive.

And cretin is a word it means moron. incompetent means

stupid; simple. and talk to the hand is a very old and

stupid comeback. And why dont you stop saying "like"

so much? It's very annoying. I dont know what that boy

, you call pikachu, sees in you, he obvisouly likes

you. I just hope your likeness for Ms. Britney Spears

drove him away. I hope your intelligent friend (not

lacey who is obvisiouly as stupid as u) realizes what

a stupid bitch u are and finds someone better to hang

out with. By the way you spelled intellectual wrong.

AngLdust444@aol.com

hello, dumbfuck.that was the stupidest shit i have ever fucking heard. i

cannot believe someone could ditz her own grandparents that way, and have so

much pride when they are obviously being rejected without noticing.is it so

funny that your life sucks? why do you add "LOL!" to the page every five

words? i wonder who was stupid enough to teach you the word "gay" because it

has multiplied in terms of your vocabulary. does it not bother or annoy you

when you see the word "like" throughout a paragraph more than 8 times? i

believe that your brain has stopped recieving signals from your nerves

because you forgot to eat, you write about often neglecting to eat, and how

you have no boobs. i have come up with a way to solve all your problems: EAT

SOME FUCKING FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! you probably wonder every night why you feel

hungry or why you are flat chested without a boyfriend, then go to sleep, the

thought of food entering your mind.

now this about people who name their children after lingerie

materials........what were your friend's parents smoking when they named her

"LACEY?"

AND YOU! You are just so fucked up. the noise you call music........britteny

fucking speers???jello? who the hell listens to that ...that... NOISE!!??? i

could make fun of you all day.....you repeat words that you make up to take

up space. what is that....."sucky" crap? you dont deserve to live!!! god, the

humanity! people should not have to live in a world with things like you. i

think i'll take my dad's 9mil. and blast you a few.i would have started by

getting you a surgical operation to help you, but then i READ MORE.....you're

beyond redemption. i still cant figure out why your parents dont tie you up

out back and put you out of your misery. maybe its because they dont feel bad

for you, so they just let you live... let you walk the earth the way you

are....... its torturous. you are stupid! just so stupid!you spend four hours

writing a story about yourself and christmas eve?god.... i dont even know

where to start now.... i read one sentence of your stupid crap....... dont

say i dont know you..... i know you enough from what youve written to realize

how stupid you are! i would have more respect for a person with no arms or

legs, without the ability to speak! in fact, that disabled person would rise

above you in a blaze of glory! your stupidity is profoundly unbearable.i can

only think of what you look like.....you probably have blonde hair and a

little skimpy cheerleader uniform. how long ago was it that you heard the

phrase"talk to the hand"? why dont you just talk to my ass! that is so

old..........everyone has a comeback for it, they just didnt feel like

wasting their time typing it to you. you are not worth 5 seconds of anyones

time, unless,(like me) they choose to sit down at a computer and let you know

how retarded you sound.man......FUCK you. i hope your mom whoops your ass for

being so damn stupid!

i am now bored with this, if your ego is as big as it seems, im sure you wont

feel as good about yourself after you hear what any unsuspecting person

thinks about you. from christie

ashohleylorn@hotmail.com

This is Ashley (midnightdust.diaryland.com) and Rissa (XRissaX.diaryland.com). We are your biggest fans... haha.. Yeah. So like, Rissa is eating a DUMDUM that tastes like buttered popcorn... SOOOOOOO ewwww disgusting. Elle oh Elle! Hmm.. And it's all stuck in her teeth and she's like NOOOOOOOOOO! And she says hi and we're all laughing at your diary and we're laughing at the stupid people who email you and stuff and call you imcompetent or inpotent or something.... (doesn't that mean that you have no sperm?) Hmm... And Rissa wants to lay you because she's going to wear a lei for Christmas... because that's easier to type than halloween.... Yeah.. um... so the people who email you are sooooo retarded. They sound so dumb and stuff... I wonder what the hell they're thinking? hmm.. Like, did you ever figure out how to get your face on the side of a milk carton? We thought that was soooo cool and stuff... Cops do suck.. they did the same thing to us, except that they fined us for thousands of dollars for stupid shit like... parking on an old lady and killing her dog and driving in circles backwards taking out telephone poles.... which are so totally useless.... I mean, they only like.. show where the road (which of course is pronounced Row-Add)..... show where the road is and tell people don't go THAT way... go THIS way because if you were over here and i came there and you went here, then you would be here and i would be over there... Yeah... so totally true, but only cool people think like that. Yeah, so... good luck on your sperm count or whatever... Merry Christmas.... Hope you find a costume..... :) :) :) :) :) :) elle oh elle.. elle oh elle.... Smile....... like a poptart... and stay frosty because Wendy's kicks ass and other lower abdominal anal regions and stuff...... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........... Pika pika.... haha... what a silly name....

Love,

Rissa and Ashmallow.

My email is ashohleylorn@hotmail.com or faeryfreak15@hotmail.com.... so like... if this comes up as PGSEIBERT@hotmail.com. or something.. then it's WRONG!!!! That's my mom haha... Yeah..... uh huh

you're not tired of us...

*Sigh*

really

you're not

damnit!

dimmit!

ugh

screw you

We wanted to be your friends

We can learn to love britney too

We love foreign magical bands that sing about Frank.. or France or something.... I dunno?

Bye

Grrrr

Damnit!

Doh

Nut

get it?

yeah

donut?

hmm

natalie.howard@ntlworld.com

Hey, my name's Natalie. I think your diary is pretty kewl, just u say the word like waaaayyyyy 2 much! Also, it really made me laugh when u said something about Anne Frank writing vampire stories now! Anne Frank died in a concentration camp when she was about 14. Also, she was alive at the time of the second world war and they hid in a secret apartment, not a cabinet! Sorry to put u right there, it's just it really made me laugh when I read what u put.

I've added u to my fave diary list. I hope that's ok with u. If you wanna check out my diary sometime then the address is http://natalie18.diaryland.com - could u sign my guestbook please? Thanks.

Let me know what u think.

Write back

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«.·°·. Natalie .·°·.»

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giadana@hotmail.com

the way you talk in your diary... please say you're kidding.

jddunham2

I don't know who you are ... but that diary of yours has GOT to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Keep it up. This is the best parody of a diary yet.

Uncle Bob

cathe@cyanide.co.uk

Please, please send me poetry about unicorns and people cutting themselves and unicorns cutting themselves. I, like, totally adore what you write, you're so KEWLIES!!!. You should start a fanclub, babe.

cathe

xxx

majickalmabel@hotmail.com

What?? I don't understand. Is this some kind of sick joke, for people that

read diaryland diaries? Are you really as idiotic as you sound?

I don't believe what you write. How can someone NOT know about the

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES?? Seriously, is this a joke? Are you this ignortant,

idiotic, stupid, and un-informed?

Please, tell me. And if this is some sort of diary-joke, it's sick. I can't

possibly stand reading someone's writing that is so completely un-informed

about the world around them.

If you are an actual real, live person, I feel so incredibly sorry for you.

You are so unexperienced with life. And if you keep going on like this, you

will die. You can't live in this dog-eat-dog world unless your parents spoil

you with un-dying presents, money, and keep you locked up in a bubble with

absolutley no human contact.

You are completely insane. Get out more.